⚓ “I’m Not Morbid, I’m a Chief” Tee

Not everyone will get it—and that’s the point.
The “I’m Not Morbid, I’m a Chief” tee is built for those who’ve seen the grind, faced the storms, and still lead with calm confidence. It’s a tribute to the edge that comes with experience—the dark humor, the grit, and the pride only a Chief understands.

The front features a tattooed hand clutching the gold CPO anchors, subtle and powerful. The back drives it home with a shadow-toned portrait of a Chief beneath the haunting phrase:

“I’m not morbid, I’m a Chief.”

Details:

• Premium 100% combed ringspun cotton (soft-touch feel)

• Vibrant, high-definition DTF print front and back

• Athletic yet relaxed fit

• Available in Black

• Sizes: S – 3XL

• Designed and printed by Deck XI (Veteran-Owned)

Highlights:

• 💀 Back: Dark-art Chief portrait with gothic lettering

• ✋ Front: Tattooed hand gripping gold USN anchors

• 🇺🇸 Sleeve: Subdued American flag print

• ⚓ Message: The Mess isn’t morbid—it’s forged in reality

• 💪 Perfect for: Chiefs who live between legacy and rebellion